Magic Carpet

A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.

Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.

by Realistically Realistic July 20, 2017

cartel carpet

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

by Swagmoney69 May 1, 2016

Getting Gum Out of the Carpet

The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.

Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.

by Meowlentine August 6, 2020

roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022

carpet party

When all participants of an orgy have bushes or when all the men cum on one woman’s bush

“I’m going to a carpet party tonight, I’m so excited”

“Dude we totally gave her a carpet party last night”

by DJ Waggles November 19, 2023

Pookies carpet

You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor

Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much

by Jackrabbit26 June 19, 2023

jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico September 20, 2016