The Polish Cannon

Nickname for Sebastian Janikowski from the media.

The Polish Cannon was one of the top kickers and partiers in college history.

by Coop Dupe February 17, 2023

Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’

One of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our time. This film is the pinnacle of filmmaking and the cinematography is reportedly immaculate. ‘Prisoneer’ is a story of hope, perseverance, and hardships. It encapsulates producer Jack Cannon’s and co-producer Don Toliver’s true moviemaking abilities as a whole. ‘Prisoneer’ is one of the highest grossing films of all time, even winning 6 Oscar’s and many FOTY and MPOTY awards.

Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’ is absolutely perfect.

by Vincenzo Rotoli November 8, 2025

The Cannon

When you nut in a girls butt and stuff gummy worms in it and eat them out of the butt while she’s farting

Bro my friend literally just did The Cannon

by TheBoss010407 October 10, 2025

Cannon

When someone's name is misspelled in a funny way and it's immediately their new name.

Henry: you texted my name as lennry and that's not my name
Alex: nope it's cannon now
Henry: its spelled canon
Alex: not anymore

by DemonDicktonary September 21, 2023

Chokito Cannon

A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.

“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”

by RangaNadz November 28, 2023

Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

Tazmanian Cannon

The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.

The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.

by doc6104 October 5, 2023