Devils Candy

Something that is so enticing that it makes you do it way to much. Over eating or Over stimulating yourself. Something that will cause you to become obsessed and consume too much of it cause it seems like it's so good.

Chocolate and TV late at night is the Devils Candy

by SEAL June 20, 2018

the butterscotch candy

When an older woman offers you a butterscotch candy and puts it in her vagina and you must retrieve it only using your mouth

"dude that milf last night totally let me do the butterscotch candy on her"

by buttahshatch boi November 5, 2014

Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.

Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"

by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021

Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.

Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth

by Mattj June 29, 2014

Room candy

Candy kept in your bedroom for when a craving hits.

Jackson wanted to buy more room candy, his Halloween candy was gone and he’d had a craving.

by Not Jackson January 30, 2019

snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭

I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like

Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy

Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??

Y’all literally overthink too much,

Example:

I went to the park and found snout and candy

snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J

by SlightlyunderratedEmail July 26, 2022