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candy love

Candy love” means the love is sweet but hard
I wish I had myron’s and mia’s candy love
by MYRØN July 24, 2022
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Candy Corn

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)
Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!
by waytoocreativeforthis November 12, 2019
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Nose candy

Nose candy is sweet and addictive powder that can be inhaled using your nose (sugar is usually not used for this type of candy)
“Yo, can i buy some of that nose candy?”
by CursedFC August 30, 2022
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candy jones

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.
by London topaz April 21, 2018
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snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭

I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like
Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy

Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??

Y’all literally overthink too much,

Example:

I went to the park and found snout and candy

snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J
by SlightlyunderratedEmail July 26, 2022
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soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016
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candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 March 28, 2012
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