crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

by da p September 25, 2005

Crap

1. excrement, feces

2. junk

That is nothing but crap.

by Light Joker January 2, 2007

crap

to shit

I crap my pants all the time.

by DD April 10, 2003

Crapfest

Festival of local music, talent and entertainment held in Crapstone, Devon, England each year.

Crapfest 2010 Crapstone festival was totally awesome.

by Buckland Cricket Club September 15, 2010

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005

crapolaman

(noun) A male who takes a lot of shits.

Crapolaman1 on aim sure does take a lot of shits.

by crapolaman September 6, 2003

crappachino

When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.

Whoa, somebody made a grande crappachino in here!

by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005