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birthday motorboating

A practice of shaking your mouth back and forth over the lucky birthday girl's (or boy's) breasts, an equivalent amount of times to their age.
Darn, it took forever to finish Barb' birthday motorboating because she is now 88 years old. My lips are numb.
by ClavicleLover;) July 7, 2010
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Birth giver

Not a good mother expects way to much she is not your mother or even part of your family to you she is a person who expects things from you but doesn’t care about you
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Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother
Kid “You don’t act like one”
by YesYouAreARat May 14, 2020
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Happy Birthday

When someone says happy birthday and it is not your birthday then that means they got cake or want to give you cake. (Not the dessert kind....)
"Thanks for the cake but it's not my birthday...."
"Happy Birthday ;)"
by cheekbanger April 29, 2020
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18th birthday

guy 1: "yo, your 18th birthday is coming up you've got to get wasted bro!!"

guy2: "yeah bro 100%!!"
by chonce69 November 19, 2021
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Ego Birth

The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.
That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.
by Kelseylou888 January 12, 2022
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Louis Leakey's birthday

August 7th. The birthday of Louis Leakey who worked in africa and discovered many of the earliest human ancesters. He played a major part in the study of the evolution of humans.

This day is used to educate people on evolution and the evolution of humans and on the findings of paleoanthropology and to fight the false idea of creationsim.
Let's go see the ape man exibit they have out for Louis Leakey's birthday.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
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