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water buffalo 

-water buffalo's are plus size girls who lerk in the after hours of parties searching for passed out pray. they yern for young pray such as freshmen, but will settle for old old bulls who are still making there rounds.
-verb to water buffalo
The ferocious water buffalo was hungry for man meat so she took to the past out freshmen on the couch. The freshmen stood strong and played dead. This didn't stop the beast, she continued on for bigger pray, the stud senior, whom was still a functional drunk. She wasn't taking no for an answer this time and had her way with him. The next morning the stud senior had been water buffalo-ed.
water buffalo by bobby30 August 2, 2011
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slowly going the way of the buffalo 

When an individual or group of individuals eventually 'sells out'.
"Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo".

Cuffed Buffalo 

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.
Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.

Sea Buffalo 

It's a combination between sea horse and buffalo. It is a code name describing a really sexy man who is also a father - thus making him more attractive.
Admirer1: Look at that ridiculously attractive guy pushing his son on the swing!

Admirer2: What a sea buffalo....!

sexyhottiehunkattractive

White Buffalo 

The billowing cloud of (pot) smoke when you open the door of a van, car, bathroom, outhouse, etc, in which someone has been imbibing.
Spicoli and his buds were laughing pretty hard rolled out of the van with a white buffalo.
White Buffalo by jbszee March 14, 2009

Water Buffalo 

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
Water Buffalo by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Angry Buffalo 

When your fuckin a bitch from behind that's fuckin a bitch from the front and your dick slips into the stink and she bites the other bitches clitt. She snarls and kicks the bitch in the face who squeezes the dick with vagina muscles and stampedes the room down
I was fuckin two bitches when DJ came in and with his big dick and an angry buffalo happened
Angry Buffalo by zuescock April 13, 2016