Aqua Badger

An Aqua Badger is born when someone takes a shit in water they are swimming in. Only in the outdoors though. swimming pools dont count. This practice is commonly used when beach or bush camping and there are no amenities.

Dont go for a swim for at least 5 minutes, dont want to bump into an Aqua badger

by newsteam January 3, 2010

Dirt Badger

noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.

I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.

Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!

I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.

Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!

Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.

So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.

by Nuke Fandango June 18, 2011

growl at the badger

A word used to describe the act of performing oral sex upon a female.

"what the fuck did you do last night dave!?"
"I scored a babe, pulled her pants down and had a growl at the badger!"

by manwhoknowsalotaboutvaginas May 1, 2008

Badger

A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head

ALSO

A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word

Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me


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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself

by B@tty December 24, 2008

Badger Stripe

Ejaculaion up someones back resulting in a stripe just like a badger.

Paris Hilton has probably had lots of badger stripes.

by DrJogalog March 16, 2009

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009

killed a badger

To pass gas or or other wise shit your pants.
To clear a room or vechile.
To end a dive suddenly.

Smells like he killed a badger.
Had to pull over a get out of the car, because Matt KILLED A BADGER.
Look someone killed a badger in there drysuit under wear and left it on the shore.

by TFT1974 March 30, 2007