Boner Chills

a sensation of cold accompanied by shivering related to arousal during physical contact and blood rush to the sexual organs resulting in a half chub. Unrelated to cold chills or fear based chills.

Dude, she was rubbing my cock in the coffee shop and gave me boner chills. I almost knocked over the coffee with my half chub.

by SexDr69 October 11, 2017

fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts

'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

by Super Billy's super willys February 11, 2017

Boner pain

When your dick and gut hurts after having a boner for a long amount of time.

Ex:Jeff had a boner for 3 hours and had boner pain afterwards because of that girl he sat beside.

by Putang puncher May 24, 2016

Boner Crease

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.

Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!

by CaptainCatLoaf May 31, 2015

bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

by Bottle Boner March 15, 2016

Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.

'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'

by Lemonade_company January 21, 2012

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018