Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina

“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”

by Conartist66 November 15, 2018

Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon

Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!

by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020

Blind people cult

Group of 8 retarded rednecks who go to truck meets and fish, they all live in the same small town and go to the same school.

Jimmy neutron is in the blind people cult

by Corona virus 2020 March 30, 2020

Blind

Blind is a turn often used to describe the visually impaired yet has a true meaning lost in translation...
A person who needs glasses to see is the purest form of blindness. Nobody understands their pain because they assume the glasses help them see just a little bit clearer when in reality, no matter nearsightedness or farsightedness, the accumulating blur that becomes your vision over the years of letting your eyes use bifocals as a crutch becomes humiliating. The slight wrongness of your sight is like having a popcorn kernel stuck up your a- I mean, in your teeth. And when fate leads you to be unable to fix a slight irritation, either by a scratch on your lenses or the way you look without your glasses on!...that is true blindness.

Fabio: "Dude have you seen my glasses? I can't see anything, I'm blind."

Todd: "I thought you were nearsighted...?"
Fabio: "Don't fucking bully me my pain is far greater than any of your peasant mind can handle!"
Todd: "Ok, good point. Your glasses are on your head."

Fabio: *screams of pain*

by ecstasiesofnonsense July 10, 2020

Blindfold surprise

When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.

I gave my wife a blindfold surprise on our anniversary.

by Three6nine September 1, 2020

blind British fuck

both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it

" I heard Kisha and becky tried the blind British fuck last night" "what slags"

by 2jul0 July 19, 2021