Pipeline Bling

"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.

"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"

by Brookelynncrooks June 19, 2016

ride bling

Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.

Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!

by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016

green bling

Money.

You have to spend green bling to make green bling.

by Ereck Flowers July 7, 2017

country boying

The act of doing country boy activities such as huntin’, fishin’, four-wheelin’, etc.

Hey Brayden did you go country boying today?

by Elliewaug November 8, 2017

boredom buying

Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.

When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.

That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.

by sb2008 February 8, 2018

bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.

A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

e-baying

How all da local hound-dogs exchange electronic messages.

Mighty howling-rackety times in da morning, wif all da neighborhood dogs e-baying each other.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018