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bluchening

bluchening
bluchening (noun)
1: A term to define a scenario containing the sequence of events from the cause of the initial bluch to the chaos that ensues afterwards.

bluchening (verb)
1: A more sophisticated/niche term for the gen alpha slang "rizz".
"I was committing bluchening with my girlfriend and she liked it."
by SD8463 August 30, 2025
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Blanche monnier

A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.
Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.

Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.

Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)

Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
by smoking & vaping is for losers November 17, 2025
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Blincher

Pronunciation: blin-cher
Type: noun / verb

1. (n.) Someone who hesitates for half a second before doing something bold, but still pulls it off.
2. (v.) to blincher: to pause, hype yourself up, then go for it anyway.
“I was a total blincher before asking him out.”

“She blinchered for a sec, then hit ‘post.’ Iconic.”

“Don’t blincher now, bro — send it.”
by Veylt December 5, 2025
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clubbely bunch

Charlotte and Francesca are walking through a shopping centre when they see a group of fat people laughing.
Charlotte: "Wow, look at that clubbely bunch!"
by charlotte8900 April 27, 2007
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grady brunching

its where u cover ur whole body in stilton, then let 50 men screw the cheese all over ur body, so there's a double cheese layer
that stilton looks good Dan, lets cover your body and go out to a football match to let 50 men screw it to double it up aka grady brunching
by Davsroom August 26, 2008
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Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.
I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.
by seanferd October 19, 2008
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Fickle Bunchers

A bunch of hooligans in a gang, which has no recognized name, known to the public.

i.e a bunch of retards who think they are gang members.

Usually consisting of the younger aged, and incredibly ignorant teenagers of small towns.
Wes: "Those god damn fickle bunchers came streaking across my lawn and screwed my wife!!!!"

Chad: " Holy fuck!! Now their raping the dog!!!"
by wes1234 February 21, 2009
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