“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”
“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”
“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”
by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024
Get the Pigs in a Blanketmug. A soft, light blanket that keeps you warm and cozy. To wrap around yourself or with your partner, or a cat.
by Veewords December 13, 2024
Get the Foofy blanketmug. It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.
Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
by That funny person February 9, 2020
Get the Blanketmug. by Ninjaone November 3, 2021
Get the Blanketmug. I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.
by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021
Get the New zealand Blanketmug. by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024
Get the blanket dickmug. 