Beaver Cleaver

1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire

1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.

by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004

Blake Beaver

(noun) 1. A star
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"

"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."

by ImGonnaBeAStarMomma December 6, 2006

skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

by CW Lang June 23, 2005

extreme beaver

n A person who is very good at nearly every extreme sport, they also look strikinly like a beaver.

Wow that buck-toothed kid who just pulled out a 900 is such an extreme beaver.

by C. J. Loftus April 16, 2007

beaver believer

A individual with serious (sometimes fatal) psychiatric problems. Usually stems from a delusion that winning the pac-10 is possible. Almost always requires intensive medication and weekly medical intervention.

Hey Dawggg!! da beav just beat Montana Tech this is gonna be our year!! ... I'm a beaver believer!!

by Joe.long222 December 16, 2007

Giant Beaver

A beaver that grew too big to be called an almost-giant beaver, beaver or small beaver.

Student: ROFLMAO WTF its a giant beaver!!!!!
Teacher: I know, I put it there
Student2: WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFF! A small beaver
Teacher: WTFFFFFFFFFF argh!! That beaver is not wearing clothes
Student: ...

by UBERWAZU January 15, 2006

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010