Go tensile test yourself

Engineer's euphemism of "Go f--- yourself".

A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.

This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.

Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."

meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."

by meselfs May 22, 2005

GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF

It might sound harsh but in modern internet slang it actually means "I love you and i was wondering if your wanna date me?"

person a "hey we haven't talked in a while what's up?"
person b "GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF"
person a "absolutely, I love you too!"

by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022

hide and go fuck yourself

A game i spent many a summer days playing...

I used to HIDE in the bathroom AND GO FUCK MYSELF all day long(hide and go fuck yourself).

by Dr. Awesome July 27, 2006

you got yourself a deal

A reply to an obvious question. This is a reference to the short movie "Don't Sleep, Robby" from Newgrounds.

Makeo: *playing drums*
Eddie: Are you playing the drums?
Makeo: You got yourself a deal!

by Nikki Delfino August 24, 2011

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

Don't touch yourself

Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.

Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.

by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020

do it yourself dreader

Some one who clearly hasn't done even the simpelist form of daily hygien in mounths. commenly abbriviated as a DIYD. this phrase comes from the fact that thier hair actually starts to dread ionto horrible dirty looking dread locks on its own.(not appliable to a bald headed person)

you stink sooooooooo bad if u actually had hair I bet u would be a Do It Yourself Dreader.

by JynxxStarrdust December 13, 2010