dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.

Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025

Bryan Barbee

A warlord..... A barbarian in his own right... A fucking legend

That guy is a Bryan Barbee in bed

by Little Dick slangaaa November 1, 2025

A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter

The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.

My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!

by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025

Six inch barbell curl

Masterbating

Man... I'm so bored that even doing the six inch barbell curl doesn't excite me

by sterlingcooperdraperprice November 10, 2009

Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce

A barbecue sauce that has many varieties such as;
1.Fertile baby
2.Elderly
3.Rectum Juice
4.Vagina Juice
5.Male testicle Juice
6.Bull Rectum Juice.

The core ingredient of the sauce is rectum juices that is acquired in a safe and human way.

It is a very delicious sauce that i recommend to everyone.

C- "You know what would go really awesome with this steak?"

J- "No dude, what?"

C- "Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce, yo!"

J- "WTF, you sick bastard."

by Big Booty Cutie April 1, 2011

Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".

"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"

by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013

The Bedford Barbecue

the act of filling a girls ass with ketchup, mustard, or any other desired condiments, and then shoving as many hot dogs as possible into her ass. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes, and then ear and enjoy!

Man 1: My family is coming over for a barbecue this weekend!

Man 2: Is it the bedford barbecue

Man 1: DUDE WTF!? DONT EVEN SAY THAT SHIT!

by Not Mike M November 19, 2013