bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

by nytelyte October 26, 2010

Bacon wings

Flappy puss wings

The only bacon that Islams can eat is bacon wings

by Hittler 405 October 24, 2017

bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008

vertical bacon

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

Butch Bacon

The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.

I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.

by Guzey October 13, 2011

burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

by the bobster391 March 6, 2012

Financial Bacon

It's like being in a pickle money-wise

Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(

by --PartyAllTheTime-- July 15, 2009