Boner Rage 

Boner rage is when a boy or a man gets etremely angry over some trivial matter or when he can't solve a simple problem.

Usually this means the boy or guy is either a virgin or hasn't had sex for quite some time.

Pete: "Friggin' hell Nathan why are you so angry !!!!???"

Nathan: Oh - sorry **sobs** I got "boner rage" !!!

(I asked that girl over the other day and only got a kiss and blue balls.)

Boner Rage by SageFellow December 27, 2010

boner bazaar 

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.

Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.

boner bazaar by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

Boner Patrol

When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.

"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."

"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"

Boner Patrol by Vert Jones February 1, 2010

boner buddies 

The term for the occasion when two or more males engage in the act of schnooking or masturbating in the same room

Jack: Dude, I think Aaron and Mike are in the movie theater schnooking together like Timmy the Toothache. They are even using the same tissues...

Rob: Yeah, they are definitely boner buddies...those fuckin homos

boner buddies by Ass Raper July 10, 2007

boner pants 

noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.

Mom: Wow, Jimmy, looks like the new boner pants are doing their job!
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.

boner pants by Timmah, esq November 8, 2007

Boner Friction 

Noun: A competition played between two straight males in which each man develops an erection and proceed to rub their boners together. A winner is crowned when one man's boner stays hard and the other's goes flacid.

Note: Regional rules apply: Different areas define a victory by losing your boner first... in other areas the still-stiff man is the victor.

Regardless of differing regional rules, "No Homo" is in effect for the duration of the competition.

Tim and Dan played Boner Friction until Tim lost his erection and Dan won.

Boner Friction by Kevin Curtis May 5, 2008

boner fart 

When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.

While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.

boner fart by ronchx October 24, 2009