Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021

inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.

Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket

by Yayceee December 21, 2019

Blanket

The ideal thing to use to sleep

im going to go under my blanket and sleep

by THEGUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY October 9, 2022

Blanket Pig

Undercover cop, staying in safety of vehicle.

Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?

Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.

by Killerfatmonkey October 6, 2010

Dog blanket

A fucking blanket with a dog having sex

Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool

by Thicc nikka April 16, 2019

Foofy blanket

A soft, light blanket that keeps you warm and cozy. To wrap around yourself or with your partner, or a cat.

Sabah loves her foofy blanket as much as her husband.

by Veewords December 13, 2024

blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.

"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"

by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025