“Star Wars fans believe their creator's have destroyed their brand!” Well, that is a blanket statement, just because a show or movie doesn’t make everyone happy it is very manipulative to speak on behalf of everyone else. I’m talking to you content creators on social media. It’s pathetic to trigger people so they can click on your story or ad. Hate does not sell, it’s just depressing and bullish. You know who you are.
by DogThatIsFrankie January 15, 2025
Opposite of a "Pillow Princess ." A boy (specifically Elliot), mostly an LGBTQ man, who prefers to receive sexual stimulation more than they do to give it.
"Elliot is a blanket boy."
by Babeybee November 06, 2019
The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.
by gtg01 February 26, 2012
The place in your bed or blankets where you lose things and don't find them for hours, days, or even weeks.
This can also apply to couches.
This can also apply to couches.
"Dude, can I borrow your phone? Mine's dead."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."
by Lucario2020 November 27, 2014
Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021
An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.
Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"
by stickyballceiling February 20, 2025
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
by GlibJester July 28, 2018