awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017

awkward

me

i am awkward

by Xeries July 31, 2024

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

awkward glance

the awkward glance between you and somebody for very few seconds with no facial expressions.
happens usually in classrooms .

i had an awkward glance at him in the classroom

by neon fist May 21, 2016

Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

by woopdidoop May 16, 2018

Awkward Bromley

In Edinburgh when a lad from the South of England does something anti-banterous lads from Scotland will chant 'Awkward Bromley' whilst dropping one hand in a queer motion and making an England flag cross with the other

Ryan: Want to go and see the Dundee game?
James: Nah, I'm better than that, I'm from England, I'll watch the rugby instead.
Ryan: Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley...

by SevenFiveBannaaa July 31, 2012

Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021