a small town in massachusetts. it is very dramatic, dont move here, if you do, youre screwed. there's only posers. mostly snobby preppy freaks, other than that, theres a few emo/scene/goth people. theyre awesome though. drama free and really cool.
by emilllllyyyyyyyyyyyyx April 21, 2009
Get the agawam mug.The awkward turtle was originated from many awkward situations where a man would take his pants off before sex, and due to a lack of girth and or size would make the situation very awkward thus also shriveling the ballsack. The tiny penis/shriveled sack combination looks similar to a turtle with it's head poking out, picture a turtle upside down in its shell.
This phrase was soon brought out of the bedroom and applied to everyday awkward situations, but all refer back to that original awkward turtle moment when the awkward turtle first appeared and the woman mysteriously got a horrible headache...
The awkward turtle is symbolized by placing one hand, open, palm facing down, thumb out to the side on top of your other hand, palm facing down, thumb out. The thumbs are then wiggled or rotated in tiny circles to signify the awkward tension.
This phrase was soon brought out of the bedroom and applied to everyday awkward situations, but all refer back to that original awkward turtle moment when the awkward turtle first appeared and the woman mysteriously got a horrible headache...
The awkward turtle is symbolized by placing one hand, open, palm facing down, thumb out to the side on top of your other hand, palm facing down, thumb out. The thumbs are then wiggled or rotated in tiny circles to signify the awkward tension.
Her: Are you ready?
Him: Yeah, let me take my pants off...
Her: *Gasp*
Him: It gets bigger!!
Her: I just got a really bad headache... I think I'm allergic to your tiny, pathetic penis.
This moment describes the awkward turtle.
Him: Yeah, let me take my pants off...
Her: *Gasp*
Him: It gets bigger!!
Her: I just got a really bad headache... I think I'm allergic to your tiny, pathetic penis.
This moment describes the awkward turtle.
by AreDub January 10, 2008
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Get the Awkward silence mug.A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.
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Get the Awkward mug.People who are turned on by everybody, and they have so much tension that one day they will make out with everyone.
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Get the awkward mug.Similar to the original "Awkward Turtle" concept. Hand is made into a "peace" sign (can also be a "rock on" sign) and back of hand is touched to forehead, like a two-horned unicorn.
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