Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023
Get the Alyssa Pistachiomug. 
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by rebeccarose January 20, 2024
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by Rumpus1315 October 18, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. A bitch ass who is suppa hottt. All the boys love her.. until they get to know her ;) bitch ass hates eggs and pickles, the best gift you could get her is pickled eggs
by Idk.idk.idk November 21, 2019
Get the Alyssa Kopaczmug. Bradley Hinderers Girlfriend 8/17/17
by Dani Green August 31, 2017
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