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Alabamboozle

Alabamboozling somebody is to trick them into sexual interaction with their family members. (Like in Alabama).
We were carving pumpkins with my cousin. He showed me his pumpkin and told me to reach inside to get the seeds out, but inside was his penis. I was alabamboozled...
by ThorinPikachu November 14, 2021
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Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!
I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!
by Kameron6 November 17, 2021
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Alabama Bridge

When a male and his male cousin Eiffel Tower a female
Jim: Last weekend my cousin Derek and I met this hot chick at the bar.

Kevin: Did you guys Alabama Bridge her?
by Fjsocusbndocs October 1, 2021
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Alador

A literal icon living. He is the peak of humanity.
damn thats some Alador type activity right there.

I wish I was like Alador
by Lymej November 22, 2021
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alabamering

When someone hits if off with a family member.
Timmy and Susan were alabamering in front of their parents.
by LOOOOOLLLL2022 March 13, 2022
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Alabama Shit Syringe

A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.
Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!
by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022
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Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.
by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022
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