Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

alabama bait and switch

Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.

Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."

by Reb Jenkins July 8, 2006

alabama hot-pocket

the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.

The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!

by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007

Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.

Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -

by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011

Alabama milkshake

when a man ejaculates in his sister and then proceeds to scoop it out into a glass.

after you get done fucking your sister. try an Alabama milkshake!

by Litty Mctiddy September 8, 2018