Alaskan zipper lock

When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees

Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.

Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!

by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016

Alaskan Ice fishing

When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.

I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!

by The dildo king February 22, 2021

Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.

The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!

by Donald Trumps Guilty Pleasure July 30, 2016

Alaskan Bing Bong

When a male takes a womans head, rubs his penis all over it, and jizzes down her shirt. He then procedes to force her to give him oral sex.

Dude a had an alaskan bing bong last night!

by Jaimolas November 21, 2011

Alaskan Dog Face

One sits on a bag of ice for no less than 2 hours and sits on the face of a sexual partner, prompting analingus.

It was a really hot day so Lindsey asked me to try an Alaskan Dog Face.

by S.Meadows November 30, 2010

alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole

1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!

by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009

Alaskan Corn Dog

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.

After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog

by Xorak April 22, 2008