by LASqaud April 13, 2016
The best food to bring to the bathroom. It is sooooo tasty and you should eat it if your name is Asha.
by Leo is mole rat November 24, 2019
A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.
Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."
Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."
Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."
by BastilleDay June 30, 2014
My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.
I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.
I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.
by Chickenhouse January 20, 2014
When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.
by Ryan Green February 26, 2022
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019
When you seduce a girl and she gets wet in her patties and shes all warm its called"wet toster" it happens when shes close to her monthly
by Briget red March 21, 2017