turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle
by All america bitch December 24, 2018
Get the turtle headmug. a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar
"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.
by rfv January 16, 2009
Get the turtle cagemug. yoo r-uh-nl ter-dl
1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}
1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}
1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.
by walkerslaw69696969 December 1, 2017
Get the Urinal Turtlemug. being back to back with someone and locking arms as one person lifts the other into the air as the turtle standing and the shell in the air
"i walked up to a random person at the intersection and gave them a turtle hug" Dante said to Phillip as they were walking down the street
by fredslayer99 November 4, 2016
Get the turtle hugmug. by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020
Get the Turtle Nuggetmug. Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").
John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.
by house rules July 6, 2009
Get the Toxic Turtlemug. The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.
-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020
Get the turtle blastermug.