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Soccer boi

A faggot who denies it and is not only obsessed with with having rough sex with computers and often inserts his own floppy disk. Won a karate tournament against a small child once. Loves them soccer balls in his mouth.
Look at Alek over there hes such a soccer boi.

Oh no soccer boi inserted his floppy again.
by Unknown person3354 January 9, 2019
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Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit
that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer
that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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Bayville Soccer Players

Annoying, white privileged girls who never shut the fuck up. They are so full of themselves that they make me wanna jump off a cliff. Usually blondes who are twiggy as fuck. Who can’t even run right. They are all basic bitches who thinks soccer makes them the shit.
Brionna:”You play Soccer?”
Kelsey:”yeah”
Brionna”ew Bayville Soccer players are gay”
by Ratchet Rebecca February 9, 2019
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berkshire soccer academy

A soccer camp in the Berkshires that is for girls. The food is great and the counselors are sooo awesome but the soccer is horrible. The “academy” part is far from true. Also, the head staff treats you like babies doing shit like “shoutouts” to someone who helped you out. That’s bs when your my age.
I just got back from Berkshire Soccer Academy!
by 12345messilover August 29, 2018
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Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.
Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass
by BigUni72 September 18, 2018
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