Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

The DoLphin

When you gargle the semen. Next you spit it up in the air, and catch it and swallow. After you look up at you partner and smile

Jesse loves to see him do the dolphin after he ejaculates in his mouth.

by Brattychil January 14, 2022

dolphin

It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.

“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”

by Akufiwa-sama April 4, 2022

pe dolphin

SAFIA!! because shes a fat poopy poop idiot

Safia ur such a pe dolphin!!

by maddi (the farm girl) April 21, 2022

Dolphin

pro developer

yoo dolphin gave me an infinity!

by 4qd February 2, 2022

Black Dolphin

A Black Dolphin is a piece of knowledge that is knowingly or unknowingly defended by someone who truly believes their stand even when it is certainly wrong.

Person 1: “I need 100 Black Dolphins”
Person 2: “It’s 100 black COFFINS”
Person 1: “No it’s not”
Person 2: “I call Black dolphin, you’re wrong”

by Thatbeanfrank February 4, 2022

dolphin

he's a hater bitch, generally hating in jades vibe and probably smells like cool ranch doritos (ngl that smells yum) but anyways he's 5'0"

jade: hey guys :)
dolphin: actually i saw the words "hey guys :)" under a reddit thread in 2017 you're not original

by jadethebabe February 9, 2022