Cow Cunt

How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)

"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."

by DocDizzle March 2, 2019

Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.

Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0

by JowMeepers April 27, 2020

tequila cow

Tequila cow makes tequila that MUST be drank from the tequila cup

I just saw a bunch of tequila cows on the side of the road! Get the tequila cup!!!

by Loosey Moosey December 14, 2011

deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois

Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!

by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020

Skinny Cow

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.

Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.

by Ángel De Jade December 31, 2020

Henry the cow

The deceased cow owned by TommyInnit. Death: 4/2/2020

Person 1: Do you miss henry the cow

Person 2: No lol

by Ackhimer April 3, 2021

jeremy cow

jeremy.mp4
cow cow cow cow cow
death
cow cow cow cow cow
cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge

spin again

"have u watched jeremy.mp4?"
"yus."
"good."
"cow cow cow cow cow."
"jeremy cow is eplioljko."

by jeremy cow December 6, 2021