the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 March 28, 2012
Get the candy surprisemug. by Not Jackson January 30, 2019
Get the Room candymug. When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
by Mattj June 29, 2014
Get the Granny's Candymug. The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer
I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.
by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018
Get the carnage candymug. Candy Popper, where you or your partner spreads open your vagina fills it up with popping candy then licks the inside. Often used to describe a fetish.
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"
by ThatKidBra June 5, 2018
Get the Candy Poppermug. A college Football player (usually a quarterback) who chooses to transfer to a new school when he loses the starting job. Rather than support his team in a backup role, like a real team player, he quits and/or transfers...thinking only of himself.
Kelly Bryant had a chance to win a national title at Clemson, but he acted like a Candy-Ass instead and quit on his team rather than play as a back up quarterback
by BM T-ray September 1, 2019
Get the Candy-Assmug. when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.
do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
Get the candy colonmug.