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Painting the town red

When members of Team Valor go from gym to gym in Pokémon Go, battling them and claiming them for Team Valor, it is said that they are painting the town red.

For Team Mystic is is called painting to town blue.

Towns do not get painted yellow very often due to the lack of number of players on Team Instinct.
Her and I went out last night to play Pokémon Go, we were painting the town red.
by Arceus777 September 20, 2017
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Paint the Town Red

A online video-game where you play as the Minecraft character "Steve" except you get to brutally murder everyone you see. Players get the option to play in a story-mode type gameplay with a story about some fucking alien bullshit, but you still get to murder all the aliens. Other options include multiplayer gameplay, single-player gameplay, and an arena style gameplay with higher levels of difficulty with each arena you pass.

The game was initially released on October 13th, 2015 by South East Games and only meant as a console game for the Play Station 4. But, was later released to other consoles like Xbox and Nintendo Switch, it was later playable on PC after the game was added for sale on the Steam Game Store.

Now you may be wondering, why the fuck would I spend 20 dollars on a game where I just beat the living shit out of everyone? Well let me tell you my friends, if you are in a bad mood this game will make you happy almost instantly. You can let all that anger and sadness go into ruining people in a block game and have no regret at shooting people in the face or hitting them with a baseball bat. The game also is supported by Steam and has a workshop and community that I believe still works on cool community made projects. I currently have a single-player area that I picked up from the workshop of fighting on an aircraft.

This game is a gem and should get a lot more praise then it already does, for supporting people with anger problems.
Bro: WTF, My girl just cheated on me I'm going to kill a fucking dude!!!

Me: woah woah woah, it's okay... play Paint the Town Red

Bro: What the fuck does that have to do with anything about me getting FUCKING CHEATED ON!

Me: it's game where you can literally beat people up you should totally play that instead of actual violence.

Bro: your a fucking dumbass this is literally why no bitches talk to you
by Lol!po April 23, 2022
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5 minutes in Paint

Spending little to no time in making/fixing a picture/image
by psyc October 16, 2012
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paint me white

Referring to having sex and ejaculating on your partner, getting cum all over their body and/or face.

A lyric heard from a song A Song In The Key Of Sex by Lorene Drive
“Paint me white, it’s all I need tonight!”

“Just paint me white, I surrender to your love!”
by Jays_bloodlust June 15, 2021
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paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.
“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami
by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022
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Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance
My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!
by BoxKev May 13, 2011
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Face paint

cut each others faces and smear the blood
He asked me to play face paint with him
by scenequeenbitch<33 December 6, 2006
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