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ski club form

It is when you go to your girlfriends house and smash her little sister.
Hey can I have your ski club form
by Young money thug December 20, 2016
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Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 1, 2025
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Skiing

A cleaning process where you gently yet thoroughly clean around the rim of anus with two fingers.
"I slipped while skiing last night and now I got pains down there."
by Dawn7274 August 25, 2025
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Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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Ski and knee

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex
Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl
by You know already 145 February 6, 2020
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Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…
by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021
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Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.
She has a bomb ass-ski.
by QuinnahR May 2, 2011
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