turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.

if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)

by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022

Off-Twitter

Usually stated in preface to a spoken, offline expression of an opinion that would risk disapproval, backlash or cancellation if posted on social media.

"I support trans rights, but off-Twitter, I don't think it's fair for trans-men to compete on women's teams."

by Outta Sight August 5, 2022

Jump off

Off brand. Something showing similarities to. Knock office

Those look like Jordan’s but are actually some Jordan jump offs

by Turnt silly August 6, 2022

Get Off The Bike

A way to tell your friend to knock it off, quit playing around and be for real.

“You know that’s not how it happened get off the bike”

“Aye don’t listen to him he’s biking”

“You can’t believe a word he says he stay on the bike”

by little miss tricycle August 6, 2022

Hog Off

To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.

He said : I’m Hog off now. ( after his gf broke up with him )

by Tehemokdgj August 7, 2022

Carol Off

In honour of legendary Canadian CBC journalist, commentator and author...

Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.

I Carol Off'ed Adam......he thought he was smelling a savoury soup.....but got to sample the scent of my previous dinner.

by Super Sandy Cheeks August 8, 2022

'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022