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Old Man and The Sea

A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.
"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."
by GunnyTurd August 7, 2012
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grown man B.I.

Grown man business. Used in rap songs most notably "Takeover" by Jay-Z and "Let It Loose" by Wale
"I'm on my grown man B.I. you see why / Cause these lil broads think its not alright to be bi" - Wale on 'Let It Loose'
by MaMacAm July 17, 2011
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Mail-man syndrome

When a child in the family looks nothing like the father or siblings.
It implies that the mail-man is really the father of that child.
the mother is blonde and green eyed, the father is brunette and brown eyed, child 1 is brunette and green eyed, child 2 is blonde and brown eyed; however, little Bobby is a ginger.

People would say he has "mailman syndrome" or call the situation in general "mail-man syndrome"

It would be especially appropriate if the mail man was also a ginger.
by Your Mail Man January 18, 2010
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Dead man ting

When someone behaves in a way that makes you not want to have any association with that person, that person may as well be dead to you.
Example

Person 1: yo brah have you heard that Bill is now dating a 16y/o
person 2: that's legal but he's 29 isn't he?
person 1: yeah haha he's on a dead man ting nowadays
by kanye wong September 16, 2015
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old man fetish

A person especially a girl who has a strong affection toward men that age about 60+
Girlfriend: All of my ex and current boyfriends are older than me 50 years
Boyfriend: Yo dog, you have a serious old man fetish.
by old man fetish November 18, 2015
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One Punch Man

A bald boi who can fucking kill anyone and anything in one punch. He's so powerful in fact, that there's never a single moment when he's at his limit or uses his full power.
Hey dude did you see One Punch Man the other day?

Hell yeah it's freaking awesome. I wonder when there will actually be an enemy strong enough for One Punch Man to actually have to try to defeat.
by TheAngryNerd May 2, 2019
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poor man's dinner

When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.
I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!
by basicv2 December 5, 2017
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