jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

doors off

Boozing with good friends

The lads were doors off on Saturday

by Matty14260 May 4, 2017

Off the rails

1. Someone that is uncontrollable in the hands of their parents, other people and themselves. Runs loose, on the streets, hase a relation with drugs, alcohol and party's.
2. A train coming off its rails during movement.

Oh yeah mate he's off the rails
Yeah I saw that train off the rails aye

by YOUR COOKED June 11, 2016

Gobbing Off

An unsubtle misusage of the English language to mask an innuendo, by cock whores pretending to be confrontational and loud, ashamed to admit their love for a mouthful of cock.

The act of giving fellatio to a group of men in the same room.

Often undertaken by cock whores and cum sluts at the rugby club on matchday, on a team of sweaty sportsmen

Debbie's accosted the team again, gobbing off as usual. Someone will be getting a right mouthful.

Debbie!! Debbie's about to take a right mouthful!!

Watch how she doesn't spill a drop!

by Rural Lexicographer October 25, 2025

Flip off

Ugandan phrase to compliment someones looks or wardrobe

Flip off means you look good ,decent, acceptable today

by Wastedlife January 2, 2023

How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024