i'll often tend to say this then im mad. i will also say go die in a hole in the depths of hell that i took a shit in.
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Get the wtf i look like mug.When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard
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Get the Can I get a witness mug.A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.
"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"
"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"
"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"
"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"
"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"
or
"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"
"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"
"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"
"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"
"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"
or
"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
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"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."
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