A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
Get the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug. A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.
by Professor Dan February 20, 2018
Get the Slide offmug. by FoxFae March 5, 2025
Get the Jerking Off in 4kmug. A way in which a hacker gains physical and or digital access through the use of social-engineering; as opposed to an On-Path attack where an attacker sits between two devices to intercept communications.
Security was breached by the use of an off-path attack to gain physical access through use of social-engineered persuasion.
by Elliot "Mr. Robot" December 29, 2022
Get the Off-Path Attackmug. You're smacked off your bounce
by Bob stephens June 7, 2024
Get the Smacked off your bouncemug. 
When someone mentally checks out during a conversation, they stop paying attention, lose focus, or drift off into their own thoughts. They're physically present, but their brain just hit airplane mode.
by p-ro July 22, 2025
Get the went off linemug.