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chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
by bwebe August 31, 2016
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Beating off behind the bush

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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Off the quim

I just bought some peng off the quim
by Ess-Heavy December 20, 2014
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Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.
Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it
by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025
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jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.
"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023
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Off-piste bodging

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.
by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021
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national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
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