Butt pirate

A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.

Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.

by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.

Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?

by J409 September 15, 2025

Butt Nugget

When you or someone you know gets a foodborne virus (such as norovirus) from being served food from an establishment that does not practice proper hyenine.

Bro Aaron totally got norovirus from a Chik-Fil-A butt nugget.

by M.Sich November 15, 2023

Butt Chuckle

When you laugh so hard you fart as you're laughing.

That joke was so funny it made me butt chuckle.

by OneDumbMarine July 10, 2017

Butt Baboon

When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.

"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."

by Ttlpackage August 22, 2018

secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.

"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."

by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025

National butt pic day

On january 13th whoever you ask has to send a butt pic

Hey its national butt pic day better see something

by Lxtby January 13, 2025