Butt Chuckle

When you laugh so hard you fart as you're laughing.

That joke was so funny it made me butt chuckle.

by OneDumbMarine July 10, 2017

Butt Baboon

When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.

"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."

by Ttlpackage August 22, 2018

secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.

"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."

by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025

Butt Muscle

Douche Bag.
White Hat.
Poser.
D. Metzler From Baltimore Maryland

"Butt Muscle Is The New Douche Bag."

by Windsah Clang August 21, 2009

butt tweefer

One whom tweefs one or many butts.

Wow, Jon was such a butt tweefer last night. I believe he deserves a good shanking.

by Lil' J Zizzle April 13, 2008

Netflix Butt

When you’ve been binging on Netflix for 9 hours and your butt starts to get sore af

After binge-watching The Punisher all day, Darryl stood up off the couch and said “I’ll get my own cheesy poofs Mah, I’ve got Netflix Butt and the doctor said it’s not good for my hemorrhoids.”

by Tarantula420 December 20, 2017

Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 25, 2019