Missouri meter stick

Shaun Gladney penis

Look at that Missouri meter stick

by Dookie Boy Deluxe May 11, 2023

One on the Stick

Train driver talk. The stick refers to the signal whilst the “one” means This signal is orange and the next one will be red.

Offsider: one on the stick there, driver!
Driver: I’ve been driving for 35 years, I don’t need some boy driver telling me “one on the stick”.
Also Driver: Back in the day, we used to just reverse back behind the signals if we went past the red.

by Buff man Mossy May 17, 2023

Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.

Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.

by HeyBubba June 5, 2023

I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

Hot coffee stick

When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth

She loves giving hot coffee sticks out.

by Terror 007 June 18, 2023

Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.

I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick

by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023

shtick n stuck

When your partner gives you a surprise blowjob with a mouthful of hot sauce and you swiftly make oral anal.

Contrary to logical, spicy causes endorphins to flood the bloodstream.
This endorphins rush makes the shtick n stuck the perfect centerpiece for most any event.
We recommend theaters, rollercoasters, trees, reunions, and first dates.

by Wright_Effnnow July 17, 2023