cock quiefs

When your having sex and the female starts to quief the male will pull out stand up white a small lean to the right winks at you and quiefs back at you

Dude- did you just quief?
Female- yes

Dude- I can do that as well (He then cock quiefs)

by NUM NUMZ123 January 4, 2024

Martyn Quintero

The man who inspired the hit "Shine Bright Like A Diamond."

On a crisp autumn day in LA, Rihanna faced a flat tire, frustrated with the manual and tools. Martyn Quintero, a UPS engineer, noticed her distress and offered help. As he fixed the tire, he shared his journey from humble beginnings to success at UPS's engineering department. Rihanna, intrigued by his passion, learned about his relentless work ethic and determination. Inspired, she invited Martyn for coffee, expressing admiration for his story. This encounter inspired "Shine Bright Like A Diamond," a tribute to Martyn and their unexpected friendship. The song celebrated his brilliance, reminding us that inspiration can arise in unexpected places.

by SillyStorySculpter January 5, 2024

typing quirk

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@LS0 R3L@T3D 2 H0M3STVCK////!!!! XD

(us talking about typing quirks)
: 1 L0V3 TYP1NG QU1RKS///!!!
you: 0M6 M3 TVV0!!.!!.!! H0W J07US!!.!! :D
me: Y@@@@@@@YYYYYYY//////!!!!!!

by h0m3stvck_l0v3r//!! January 12, 2024

Spencer Quinney

Spencer Quinney is a mystical creature that is know to kiss old men in their sleep. Spencer Quinney is sexually attracted to men and men only. However, there is one exception. He likes one woman, named Chamoy. Every night while Chamoy is sleeping Spencer Quinney goes to her house and watches her. Sometimes he gets a little excited and tickles her a little bit. Spencer Quinney has a blinding light that emits from his crotch. If you try to look at his teeny peenie you will lose the ability to see forever. Spencer Quinney does not usually kill, however, if you open your eyes or try to defend yourself while he is tickling you at night, he might get aggressive and hurt or kill you, or sometimes if he really likes you, he will tickle you harder. Sometimes there is a chance that he will tickle you so hard that you die. Spencer Quinney likes to touch people at night so make sure you lock your doors!

Spencer Quinney tickled me last night.

Oh, cool.

by Nebap February 1, 2024

The Quiet Kid

The kind of kid who usually goes unnoticed. They don't talk much but they seem to have a lot going on up there. You'd say "hey what's up?" and they'd awkwardly stammer out "hey". Sometimes they don't want to talk, sometimes they can't, usually a mix of both. Inside they can be pretty chill, nice, and funny. But get on their bad side and they turn cold. They can be intensely insulting and sometimes have a weapon or two at home. But if you're nice to them they will try their best to pay it back. They're not bad people, just hard to read and not very talkative. Some people think they have depression and will ask why they're so quiet. And to be honest, they don't really know either. They usually pick a spot at the back where no one can really see them. When they do talk though, It's gonna be interesting.

Guy one: "Is that emo kid depressed or something?"
Guy two: "Nah, just the quiet kid. He's actually pretty nice"
Guy three: "Seriously? I insulted his friend and he didn't hold back"

by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023

The Quiet Kid

They don't really talk. But when they do, you better pray for your family and your life.

The Quiet Kid: "Sir how does a nuclear meltdown begin?"
The Science Teacher: "*explains* why?"
The Quiet Kid: "No reason... Looks like I do have plans after all"
Me: "Oh no"

by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023

Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.

It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.

by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023