A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.
I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.
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The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.
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