jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Off the rails

1. Someone that is uncontrollable in the hands of their parents, other people and themselves. Runs loose, on the streets, hase a relation with drugs, alcohol and party's.
2. A train coming off its rails during movement.

Oh yeah mate he's off the rails
Yeah I saw that train off the rails aye

by YOUR COOKED June 11, 2016

doors off

Boozing with good friends

The lads were doors off on Saturday

by Matty14260 May 4, 2017

How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

Dozed off

To fall asleep unexpectedly.

The Young and the Restless was so boring today that I dozed off while it was on.

by Maddogg radio December 4, 2023

Flip off

Ugandan phrase to compliment someones looks or wardrobe

Flip off means you look good ,decent, acceptable today

by Wastedlife January 2, 2023

Cadeing off

To double hand ejaculate on a spot of the rug under the corner of your desk with no clean it up.

Cade does nothing in his free time except for cadeing off.

by Carpet lover 69 May 1, 2025