National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 05, 2021

hell off right hand

WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand

My friend has hell off right hand!

by melanieeeee March 29, 2018

Pissed/pissed off

Bad ass. Cool as shit. Hard core.

Pissed- Dude, that tattoo is pissed!
Pissed off- I've suped up my car, now I have a pissed off ride!
Pissed- That show was pissed/pissed off!!

by Maiden666 August 06, 2018

Weird-off

A slang term for people who can’t figure out a way to describe this feeling.

The (usually neutral) feeling of not knowing how to react to an action or statement made by another person.

( probably some sort of brain fart)

It’s… well… a noun.

I am weird-off

by December 28, 2023

Yass-off

When yassi is jacking off

"Where's Yassi?"
"She went to yass-off"

by 123ehsjskakaj July 30, 2022

lurk off

A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.

Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..

by ken a December 24, 2019

hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025