National Endowment for the Arts

The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.

Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.

by QuacksO May 11, 2018

National Grab Dick Day

April 16 is National Grab A Dick Day! Get A Handful!

“aye bro today’s the day! Sams gonna grab my junk for sure!” Rob was excited for National Grab Dick Day.

by Guierrmo The 3 April 15, 2019

National Kam Day

March 15 is National Kam Day,a day in which we celebrate the birth of Kam,our glorious leader of Kamism.
We celebrate by following the philosophy of Kam and playing video games

Today is March 15th...National Kam Day, lets hop on Warhammer

by Lord Kam October 21, 2025

National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Month

give your girl your hoodies for the month of october

"give me your hoodie for national give your girl a hoodie month" "ofc love"

by eeeeeeeeeeeh October 2, 2023

National hug day

On the 4th of November hug people

Yo my guy it’s national hug day

by I’m bent November 2, 2020

National Band Volunteer Day

An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute

Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!

by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022

National Hug day

On Tuesday, 6th of October you can hug anyone you want since it s hug’s day

-Hi! Let me give you a hug!
-Why?
-Haven’t you heard? It’s international hug day!

by Babyrossa444 October 3, 2021