When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.
Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."
by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014
Get the Pulling a Rumpelstiltskinmug. To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.
CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?
by Prosecutor August 8, 2022
Get the To pull a bytepitchmug. Appearing at a night out with friends and destroying the ambiance, getting thrown out of bars, making everyone wanna go back home or end up in trashy bars drink bad tequila without having fun. Common reasons for pulling a tomas include wearing a bad outfit, smelling like poop or spilling tomato sauce on dogs.
-Why are people leaving the party so early?
-Martina is pulling a tomas, she is giving a lecture on Bulgarian folk music, while people are dancing.
-Martina is pulling a tomas, she is giving a lecture on Bulgarian folk music, while people are dancing.
by Wowowowombats April 20, 2019
Get the pulling a Tomasmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana'smug. Hitting your pregnant gf with a sack of russet potatoes in a Walmart to induce abortion then yelling “Luigi Time!”
I found out I was pregnant but he decided that pulling a Paul on me was the best way, problem solved.
by Luigitime February 22, 2024
Get the Pulling a Paulmug. Getting black out drunk but keep drinking and doing stupid shit, and the next morning wake up fine with no hangover but not remember half of it.
by anonymous December 12, 2020
Get the Pulling a Rileymug. The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!
by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011
Get the Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'mug.