Dick roof

An oversized disproportionate belly which hangs over your penis so you cannot see it. Also know as a pecker patio, and penis shelter

I was naked walking in the rain. Everywhere got soak and wet except for my penis thanks to my dick roof - DAyBallz

by RyanandDaylensnutz July 19, 2019

History Dick

History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.

“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”

“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”

“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”

by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019

dick tipsy

A thirst, or a strong desire for sex, to the point of uncontrollable behavior and speech.

"Bro, that girl told me that she was a fiend for my cock, I had that girl dick tipsy!"

by DeathbyLiving November 16, 2019

dick jedi

Someone who has a luminous condom and sword fights profusely with his brother or any other close family. Once finished you will gain all the knowledge of the Jedi and the force with excrete from your peepee

Shit bro I feel it I’m now a dick Jedi and one with the force

by Lilpaste6969420 November 27, 2019

Dick-and-a-half

A very long time or long distance.

Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!

by Tarwen March 21, 2019

Slippy dick

A slippy dick happens when a man has no intentions of having any intimate relations with a woman/man but ends up doing so. Mainly because the other person is not attractive enough to have sex with, but he just can't resist.

"So what happened after you left the party with that girl?"
"I got a slippy dick, you know how it is..."
"You really need to learn how to contain yourself, man."

by Sirbro March 21, 2019

dick-jolted

feeling shocked or dazed after being confessed to from someone who did not reciprocate the feelings of attraction at first

Main man got dick-jolted after she told him her rejection of him was a mistake and that she would like start things over.

by Roronoakozo March 23, 2019