Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.

Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.

by robodent December 4, 2016

Butt Whoke

Easier way to call someone an asshole when your parents are around you.

Emily- Brittni,your a butt whoke!!
Brittni's Mom-what does that mean?
Brittni- It means silly, duh

by Coolicles January 8, 2009

Butt-Cuss

(1.)The act of farting. (2.)Farting In such an unspeakable manner.

or (3.)farting very loudly in a quiet environment.

1. dude whats that smell? i just let out a Butt-Cuss! ahhhh sick!!!!one11!1!!11eleven!1

2. I told you its unspeakable.

3. kid 1 "(butt cussing loudly)" librarian "shhh no butt cussing in the library! you fail at life! now take you pants off and bend over!"

by thebuttholeM4st3r July 3, 2009

Banana-Butt Rascal Ride

When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.

I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!

by ChiSeaPeaChi March 16, 2024

butt knocking

When a lady lies on her side and uses her butt, to knock on your barn doors to simply ask, “can your dick come out to play”.

Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.

She said she was tired and going to sleep with her back to me, however her Butt Knocking made it clear she wanted some dick.

by Splane750 September 25, 2020

Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass

Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt

by biffster73 April 19, 2018