self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 02, 2022
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Self-D

When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.
When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d
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Self-ageddon

The end of the moral universe because of the number of selfies people take.
Dude1: Check out this girl's pictures - they're all in front of her groady mirror.

Dude2: I told you, it's a self-ageddon man.
by badaladucciii November 19, 2013
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self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!
Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.
by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023
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Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.
Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!
by Cock shot king February 02, 2018
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Self-Sexualization

When someone is sexually attracted to themselves.
That gym rat who checks himself out all the time is an example of self-sexualization
by Chorbashi March 12, 2018
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self-racism

Being racist to oneself (yourself) to make dark jokes or state out racial stereotypes. Often to be meant humorous.
Black Person: Ayo homie, what you can't see in the dark?
Non-black Person: Nothing?
Black Person: Nope, you can't see a black person.
Non-black Person: Should I laugh?

Asian Person: Hey, do you want me to speak in my language?
Non-Asian person: Sure, let's hear it!
Asian Person: Ching chong ding ding wing wong zhing zhang chao.
Non-Asian person: Bro, that's self-racism.
Asian Person: I know lol
by Your local Black Advisor December 02, 2021
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